A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.
I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 18, 2009
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Get the worm with the germ mug.Marcie: Where did you and Jim go when you left the club last night?
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.
by MortimerSnerd August 19, 2010
Get the yawning the worm mug.Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
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