wonka'd

to chew up any kind of candy and spit it in someones face

dude austin tottally wonka'd elijah at the football game last night!!!

by MDR! October 21, 2009

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

Woncthing

To brush one's hair with a cat brush.

Tommy was in the corner Woncthing his fair hair.

by CoconutHead August 10, 2012

Wongatron

A robotic machine for the provision of information and dispensation of cash against the user's bank account balance.

I need to go to the wongatron as I forgot my cash.

by mrjeffs January 3, 2012

Wonka

A fuckboy. Some who doesn't know how to control their dick.

Ur a Wonka

by S.E Hinton November 20, 2016

wonkatater

When an edge weld looks like shit/the weld falls off to one side

Yeah, looks good except the beginning was wonkatater.

by Daddy Buick June 23, 2017