Dick Wallop

When a man grabs his dick like a bat and hits someone with it.

Dick wallop

by Shid man November 30, 2021

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Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

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like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.

We are about to get like a willow tree!

by Choadzilla March 8, 2015

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The Council of willogrove

consists of B.P D.H C.J K.M J.D R.D

The council of willogrove will decide your fate.

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

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A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)

awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.

by zakonyerback April 21, 2009

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