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I win these

What I say to daniel when i roast him in chess
I win these!
by Katsuobushy April 7, 2021
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Away Win

Used at university when visiting friends of a university student manage to pull some of the university girls. This is termed an "away win"
Tim: "Hey man, I've got classes now I'll see you when I get back. Did you pull anyone last night?"
Dave: "Yeah I did. Some girl studying photography"
Tim: "Away Win!"
by JaguPAR May 5, 2012
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Win Gene

A gene that one inherits, like any other that makes a person very well rounded and likely to "win" at many aspects of life. The win gene allows the carrier to pick up new things very quickly compared to the average human. Phrase originated from the song "All I Do Is Win". The win gene is separated into many categories that are displayed in the carrier. They include:
25% intelligence, 15% appearance, 15% social skills (speaking ability, attitude, etc.), 15% athleticism (strength, endurance, etc), 10% musical talent, 10% life success (well-known, wealth, clothing, car, etc.), 5% video game skills, 2% trivia knowledge, 2% leadership, and 1% sexual endurance.
-"Wow, he is awesome at everything he does, he must have the win gene!"

-"The win gene has been passed down through our family for generations. All my relatives have had successful lives!"

-"Pete Dawkins is a former Heisman Trophy winner, Rhodes Scholar, U.S. Army Brigadier General, and Republican candidate for Senate. He is also the former vice chairman of Citigroup Private Bank. He definitely has the win gene."
by Tommy Reid March 11, 2011
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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 3, 2023
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Relief Win

(Noun): The extreme feeling of relief after completing a difficult level/stage in a video game.
Player 1: "Whoa, that was seriously tough dude."
Player 2: "IKR? But at least you have that relief win. Now onto Level 3."
Player 1: "GDI!"
by YogurtTheCat June 5, 2015
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win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.
After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.
by #winn November 3, 2011
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Pay to win

A disgusting and pathetic human being who pays in games because they have 0 skill and 0 life the only exception is if they do this to kill other ptw then they r nice they most likely use common roasts like 0 father and have a below average intellect ptw for short
Guy1: stop being a Pay to win you pathetic pomogranite.
Guy2: okay no father. Mad?
by Etilhd October 27, 2022
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