Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.
After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"
by blankblonde August 18, 2010
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Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face
Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything
by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019
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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 25, 2023
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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019
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Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.
I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.
by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 21, 2021
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