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wally woofter

Steve: John's been acting a little gay.
Peter: Didn't you know, he's a wally woofter!
by sea_man_35 November 19, 2007
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slick willy

a sexual act which takes place in an office setting, the female inserts a cigar tube in her vagina while the male masturbates.
good ole' bill inserted his cubano into monica's snatch, screaming her name repeatedly, as yasser arafat innocently sat in the rose garden. bill just couldnt resist receiving a slick willy.
by mawnica February 13, 2013
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Chilly Willy

The most iconic building on the Chicago skyline, the Chilly Willy stands at a towering 108 stories.
Was formerly known as the Sears Tower, but became dubbed the Chilly Willy after Sears sold the tower to the Willis Group, a British insurance brokerage, much to the dismay of the new owners.
Friend 1: Hey Dawg, want to go down to the Sears Tower Skydeck tonight?
Friend 2: Didn't you hear? Sears sold the tower, it's officially the Chilly Willy now.
Guy 1: Hey, how long is the line to the skydeck?
Willis Group Employee: Excuse me, I believe you meant to ask how long the line is to the WILLIS tower.
Guy 1: Hah, Chilly Willy
Willis Group Employee: Please don't call it that
by countDantes February 4, 2015
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Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.
Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.
by Fannypack December 13, 2015
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Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O
by Hoocker August 1, 2012
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Big WIlly

Zack Rosen, The Male reproductive organ of enormous size and strength
Wow! Look at big willy's big willy, he's quite the pole vaulter!
by Miggydal February 20, 2005
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Warm Willy

"My boyfriend told me he was gonna give me a Warm Willy, I had no clue he was going to pull it out and shoot in my ear!!"
by Flying Spaghetti Monster God October 9, 2008
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