Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.
I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.
by The gayyyyyy October 26, 2022
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Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.
Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

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Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."
by kina coco October 21, 2014
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Watching Nativity

Euphemism getting in bed and making out with each other
Person 1: Why were you two in that room for so long?
Person 2: Oh we were just watching Nativity
by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021
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Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.
Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.
by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014
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pass watch

Two words that do not make sense when put together; two words that will confuse people because they do not make sense; something only a stupid person comes up with.
Mayer says that pass watch might have negative undertones”
by Carterwashere May 20, 2021
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Watch it lady

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.
by Boxer dropper June 11, 2019
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singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly
"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"
by MangMang December 31, 2017
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