Warm Worm

Where two penises enter an orifice at the same time.

Brad and Chad pulled a warm worm on Sandy's vagina because her butthole was already in use by Greg.

by Chris D. Hansen July 26, 2018

warm pillow

Absolutely worst thing happening in the moment you are having/had/recently had

"today was a warm pillow" "damn, that party was a warm pillow" "I hope your day turns out to be a warm pillow"

by U_peiceof_corn July 12, 2022

[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.

Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.

by Fozter April 3, 2009

Warm lighting

The only legal subspecies of lighting

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

warm boi

The boi to keep the bed warm while you shower, watch tv, and get cereal.

He's such a warm boi, I could keep him all winter!

by Snuffles47 June 12, 2016

warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 8, 2013

window-warm

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011