Wang-Fu

Kung-Fu but with your wang

Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.

Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

Booma-wang

A penis thats curved from masterbating too much

Tommy, i bet you have a Booma-wang from all that time you spend jacking off.

by dennis123123 November 3, 2006

Wang Lao

He is the complete form of Wang Lai and Wan Lo combined. It is believed that he is 8,000,000,000 years old. No one can really know his age because he was born before time even existed. It is also believed that he created light when light shone on his head.

A: Wang Lao have some hair!
B: No! It is not possible!

by WANG LAIII November 3, 2021

Dee-Wanged

The act of chopping someones dick off.

A little more than a jewish circumcision.

A Dick Decapitation

Oh my god he just got Dee-Wanged.

by Isaac harrison January 1, 2012

river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature

Dang , I'm rocking river wang

by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016

Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count

Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease

by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020

Wang Doodler

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre

I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!

by Condon Nick February 28, 2009