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SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.
SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.
by jlpower December 25, 2025
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Schroeder's Wish

A wish so powerful, a person dedicated their entire life just to achieve it
"I will be a millionaire, I don't care if it take 50 years of blood and tears!"

"Wow buddy, that's Schroeder's Wish for ya!"
by ShallowWaters January 2, 2026
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Three Wishes

No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.

She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021
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As you wish

It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
by oceanxeyes June 12, 2023
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”
by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023
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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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