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Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water
“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”
by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022
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The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.
I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.
by T- bag November 6, 2019
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Polar wind

The act of eating someone's ass out while chewing gum and they fart in their mouth but it stays minty fresh because of the gum.
Ex.1. Tiffany ate my ass after blowing me and it felt so good I accidentally gave her a polar wind.
Ex.2. Jessica said she wanted to give me a polar wind
by Tiedstik & narutonotnice October 10, 2019
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wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind
quick i need a wind wiper now
by md33 December 2, 2020
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Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.
Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.
by octoberblack September 7, 2020
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Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan
Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021
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