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dutch whistle

A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.
Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.
by keptman September 28, 2008
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Dirty Whistle

(Noun):The act of one receiving an angry dragon and the receiver of the angry dragon blowing the load into another womans vagina by sneezing. Bisexuality is a required trait to perform this act.
Bill: Hey bruce you know samantha right?
Bruce: Yeah she's clean as a whistle.
Bill: Not anymore shes not.
Bruce: Why is that?
Bill: Because my girlfriend gave her a dirty whistle last night.
Bruce: HA! that's dirty.
by Not John White January 13, 2011
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The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.
Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!
by Davieee September 24, 2007
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
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Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms
The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute
by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020
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sick whistle

The word "sick" is used primarily by teenagers and wannabees to mean "cool" or "fresh".
Sometimes is is said in a drawn out form for emphasis such as "s-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ick".
It can also be used in mock "coolness" when someone falls or attempts to do something amazing and sucks instead.
A sick whistle is the act of saying the work "sick" twice in a row very quickly in a male falsetto voice.
"Sick Sick"
A "riced-out" Honda Civic drove past a group of older males and was subjected to a chorus of mock "Sick Whistles."
by ATLMK July 13, 2006
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Whistling Vivaldi

An act of playing against assumed stereotype.
The hipster died his beard because he couldn't accept his age, but he was just whistling Vivaldi.
by AlmightyB99 February 8, 2021
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