An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
Get the western-phantommug. When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face
by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020
Get the The Western Scowlmug. While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.
That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.
by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025
Get the Western NY Coney Dogmug. 3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023
Get the The western tripod experiencemug. A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)
by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024
Get the Baguette Westernmug. this shit is fucking terrible there is a reason its called gods worst railway
as hector chit once said "GWR fucking suck"
as hector chit once said "GWR fucking suck"
by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 23, 2021
Get the Great western railwaymug. The term that encompasses both the genealogical and confederational aspects of the residents of Darwiishia, specifically, those living along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capitals of Taleh and Halin. They constitute, in order of size, the Dhulbahante, Warsangeli, Dishiishe, Mumin-Aden-Leelkase, Aden Madobe, Reer-Mahad-Awrtable, Kaskiqabe, Fiqishini, Gabooye. Although the term Darwiish is typically reserved for the Dhulbahante, it may be expanded here by association.
by readyforthemoon55 August 3, 2019
Get the Greater Western Hartimug.