wee dave is a small almost bald like creature who pisses itself all the time and is really abusive to women.it has been known to scavage for leftovers to feed its many offspring.
by sexyboy99 March 7, 2011

The smegma/cheese like substance found at the base of the head of a penis. A result of a cronic disregard for personal hygene.
A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.
A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.
by OneWheeledStallion August 6, 2007

The wee-wow of culpability for the car crash came back with a vengence when he saw the scar on his daughter's chin.
by Raoull November 6, 2010

When you swear you have to pee but you go to pee and get maybe a dribble then ten minutes later it feels like it again.
I can't stand it I was up three times last night with the ghost wee. Or Diana keeps heading to the bathroom probably has the ghost wee's. Everytime billie and I get shithoused she gets a case of ghost wee.
by Devil man Dean Devil January 25, 2011

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

noun -(/aɪˈli n/ eye-LEEN or /ˈaɪli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)
state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time
state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time
by thetuffnuff May 2, 2018

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007
