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Chocolate Volcano

This is described as when you crap in a woman's mouth to fill it. Once filled the
cheeks are slapped on the sides to create
an expulsion of poo every where.
The Chocolate Volcano is only in theory and
has never been tried, not to my knowledge anyway.
by ROKETOPUNCH January 31, 2009
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The Anal Volcano

A person stuffs there asshole with baking soda and then pours vinegar into his asshole.
That girl did the anal volcano and destroyed herself.
by Okbye September 12, 2010
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volcano

A sex act in which a girl gives you head and holds a lit lighter until you are about to cum. She then extinquishes the lighter on your scrotom as you cum thus creating a 'fire from down below' eruption effect.
Don't ever give me the volcano again whore! *slap*
by EVolcanomasterD September 18, 2008
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Volcano

A hot or warm beer that has been sitting in the trunk of your car.
Do you have any cold beers? Naw, all I have are Volcanos from last week.
by Charlie Kilowatt April 22, 2010
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Volanta

A girl who likes to date older men, write poetry and play league of legands
Dude look at her she's so Volanta
by Pand :D December 30, 2012
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Dirty Volcano

An act of which requires one person to cut themselves, using the blood for lube as they being to rub themselves off.once they have reached their "peak" they spray everywhere and yelling "VOLCANO"
Damnit, that was a good long dirty volcano.
by bloody falcon April 19, 2010
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Valentine Volcano

A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)

Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.

Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.

Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?

Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!

Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)

Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!

Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011
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