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Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.
Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.
by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018
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Visigoth

A fake goth. Essentially, a visigoth is somebody who may be into gothic fashion, dark literature/music or are darkly-inclined in general, but don't typically associate themselves with the goth subculture... However they go around calling themselves a goth.

They don't like or care for the music of the goth scene, and say that because they have the 'goth mindset', or wear dark makeup and have a spooky wardrobe, it doesn't matter whether or not they're into the music. They're still a 'goth', according to them.

You are not a goth if you don't like the music. There is a difference between being darkly-inclined, and being a member of the goth subculture. It's like saying you're a metalhead even though you don't listen to metal, but because you have the clothes and the 'metal mindset', that's all that matters. Hate to break it to you, but it just doesn't work that way.
Goth 1: I've found that Bria is a pretty big visigoth. She doesn't care for goth music but goes around calling herself a goth because she's into dark makeup and 'gothic' fashion. I feel that people who do this are extremely discrediting the goth scene... Especially the music that started the subculture in the first place. It's unfortunate and upsetting...

Goth 2: Yikes... I agree, it is quite upsetting and discrediting... I've tried to talk to her about this and show her that there's a little more to it than just fashion, but she 'has the mindset so that's all that matters'. *disappointed sigh* It really is a shame that 'goth' has lost it's meaning as it's leaked into pop culture like this...
by vampyyspacebat October 11, 2019
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Visigothan

Visigothan is one who will not hesitate to mock you for your stupidities. But if you're lucky enough to be his friend, he'll curb stomp any who mess with you.
by Lurker November 1, 2003
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minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson
the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss
by TOB fo eva March 13, 2005
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Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.
"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."
by Lebourgne August 28, 2012
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Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...
Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!
by OzEden September 16, 2006
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ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking
That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.
by fatolga. December 12, 2007
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