Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

by McCrapper March 22, 2013

Vikings

Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.

"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

"Can sweden have vikings too?"

by Erik Blod April 19, 2004

Viking Fever

A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.

This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.

Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.

Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes

Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!

Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!

Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!

by Adam Strong January 28, 2013

Electric Violin

King Vodka's instrument of choice.

Electric violins are uber rad instruments that you plug into amps. Its not uncommon to see electric violins to have 5, 6, or even 7 strings, but they traditionally have 4 strings like acoustic violins.

Man, KV shreds on her electric violin!

by King Vodka November 22, 2011

Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

by ïïï March 11, 2019

widnes vikings

A world know rugby team, one of the only teams to be world champions won in 1989 against Canberra raiders.

They play in the “fortress” also know as Halton stadium.

Widnes entered administration and was relegated at the end of the 2018 season after the club at 1.8 million stole by the ‘board’. Even though being relegated the club and fans managed to bring together enough money to keep the team running for the 2019 season. Finishing 11 in the table after a 12 point deduction.

Widnes is know for having a strong fan base and being able to create songs for every occasion.
Widnes got a chance to play at Wembley stadium (24th August) against Sheffield where they lost as the referee allowed Sheffield to be off side the full game and Jordan Johnson (scrum half) getting badly injured and taken to hospital in the first 4 minutes.
FANS LOVE WIDNES

UP THE VIKINGS 🤘🏻
We’ve got TIMMY SHEEN!!!!

-season tickets are finally out
-FINALLY can’t wait for the season to start

UP THE WIDNES VIKINGS

by WIDNESRL October 15, 2019

playing the violin

When someone is self harming but wouldn’t like to say so directly

“sorry i’m playing the violin..”

by wtvlovinggnf March 11, 2023