super vampire

does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz

"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."

by Dr. Watts February 7, 2006

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 7, 2009

Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 December 18, 2012

Hungry vampire

Eating out a girl when she is on her period.

"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"

by Edward Cummin' October 6, 2008

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020