alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.

Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.

by Lisa04 December 5, 2018

vag boulder

1. One female preventing another female from scoring.

2. Female equivalent to cock block

Jane vag bouldered me last night at City Grill

by WingWoman January 29, 2014

Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..

Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER

by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023

Vaped Vag

When you're eating a girl out and you proceed to take a hit from a vape pen/box and blow the cloud inside of her vagina then let it slowly seep out.

"That girl is so hot I'd totally give her a vaped vag."

by Bradenthememe October 22, 2016

Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

by n-bomb January 18, 2015

vag tight

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

by brrutled July 2, 2011