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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
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Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024
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Phoenix vacuum

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.
He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed
by MightyLump September 15, 2010
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German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth
I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.
by German128 October 6, 2025
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