a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis
I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.
by ponyfan90210 June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. When a YouTuber makes a video or posts on social media about going on a trip for content but actually didn't. But they made a video on how they did that later.
Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
by susgirl January 24, 2019
Get the suspicious vacationmug. A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.
I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?
by Swaggy K June 9, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by Wiener but June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways
by Michaellingo June 11, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
Get the Vacationmug. by Giant jack June 10, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.