Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

by Hunter512 September 16, 2014

Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003

Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."

by Blather July 2, 2009

Uncle Sucker

Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government

I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!

by TBERN January 29, 2007

Uncle Paul

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.

Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul

by MamiJ July 4, 2017

Uncle Murphy

A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.

Man I can't wait for the finale finale of Uncle Murphy , it's such a cool comic

by Donny0 November 5, 2020