ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018

ur mom

its your mom.

so wyd today

ur mom

by ur moms simp March 22, 2021

ur mom

sexy fucking bitch

I would take ur mom out anyday

by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018

Ur mom

Something insulting people say when they don’t know what to say.

Hey Timmy where were you last night?
“Ur mom!”

by Leavemealonebrady May 19, 2019

ur mom

your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.

carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom

by idontknow024 May 22, 2022