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return tapes

unf, unf did you see that picture of Adam Lambert? it made me want to return tapes
by ka4real November 20, 2009
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Type A personality

Crybaby. Someone who jumps up and down if he/she doesn't get what it wants. Aggressive, impossible to argue with even if you are completely in the right. Likes to over-talk and cut people off before they finish. Always has to have the last word. Pompous. Will totally insult someone and then say it's "Just a joke" and laugh disarmingly, even though it clearly isn't kidding at all. Pushy. Will step all over you to get ahead. Often abusive to co-workers. Can't relax. Obsessed with money and deadlines. Probably drives like an asshole too. (tailgates, passes on the right, cuts people off, etc.)
Worker: Don't you hate how the boss constantly micromanages and is such a flaming dickhead all the time?

Co-worker: Yeah, he can't seem to relax.

Worker: God, he's such a type A personality.

Co-worker: You mean type asshole personality?

Type A: "I am a type A personality, don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry!"
by electropunk42 March 13, 2010
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Type Kill

Type Killing is shooting players that are obviously standing still and obviously typing a chat message. Noobs are just so thrilled they can finally get a kill.
the noobs only kills were 2 type kills
by piece June 18, 2006
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Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Type

A preference or what you look for in a significant other.
Joseph:What's your type?

Jimmy: I like tall skinny light skin girls.
by Pinky_Panda December 13, 2020
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retarted type sindrome

this is for ppeople whp cant type worth shit like me.
qhwn ytour on aim and cant read the others message they have this !
retarted type sindrome

lollz123: hety whdsgs up ?
rofll3w5: huh ?
lollz123: oty6u knwo whats up ?
rofll: bye
lollz123: whnASD ? whatras di id fgol ?
by woahlove123 April 15, 2009
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