"That Uber driver I teased on the way home last night came back after his last ride and turned me into a college twinkie."
by VoyeursFriend December 16, 2021

by Gwee-duh September 21, 2020

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017
