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College Twinkie

A white person in University who's been filled with cum.
"That Uber driver I teased on the way home last night came back after his last ride and turned me into a college twinkie."
by VoyeursFriend December 16, 2021
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twinkie meow

by Gwee-duh September 21, 2020
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frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.
Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!
by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019
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twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.
Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.
by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020
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twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014
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smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023
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flaming twinkie

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.
John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.
by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017
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