Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

rollover tweets

When a twitter user cannot tweet as much throughout the week and must make up for it by constantly tweeting on the weekends.

Due to school I only accumulated 20 tweets throughout the week, so I posted 300 rollover tweets on the weekend to make up for it.

by lazerliz October 6, 2009

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

dedication tweet

a dedication tweet is an expression of Jah’s Love for her mutuals

you: “hello ily, may i have one dedication tweet please”
Jah: “on it.”

by sheiownshrowmwhe ww May 5, 2024

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

tiks and the tweets

Another word my dad made that means “social media”

“Hey, did you hear about the bacon incident?”
“No”
“You should check your Tiks and the tweets”

by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021