Will Turner

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Turnering

When someone raises money for a place for live music/ music artists by playing on youtube and doing virtual music gigs online.

Frank is going to be turnering tonight on youtube.

by Iamagardener February 11, 2021

Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Turner

A last name of a bad ass mother fucker

_______ Turner is a bad ass

by T56865 October 23, 2019

Turner

A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.

Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!

by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023

Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011

turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003