What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
Get the surf in turf mug.Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.
by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006
Get the astro turf mug.by Arafat lives! December 26, 2004
Get the turban mug.When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.
"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."
by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010
Get the Cock Turban mug.I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
by Blank77 May 19, 2009
Get the Turf Monster mug.A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."
by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006
Get the turf mug.A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.
Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
by HughJerection March 3, 2015
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