Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.
Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.
by Obama Phone May 17, 2018
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When the fecal matter coming out of your anus is so hard and large that it hurts too much to push through you decide to stop and try at a later time.
Doug: "Man...I tied to go but that shit just hurt too much--stretchin' my ass like..."
Jose: "Yeah...I would "drop a truce" to man, I understand."
Jose: "Yeah...I would "drop a truce" to man, I understand."
by Glick Dodger January 8, 2023
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Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.
The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.
The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
Get the Bannya, Vodka & Tractor mug.having yourself and five of your closest buddies shit in somebody's toilette without flushing. That way the shitter will not flush and someone will have to scoop out the shit so that the toilet will flush again.
by Uncle Shep January 23, 2008
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DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
by LoveSpen August 3, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania Tow Truck mug.A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.
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