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tranzombiefy 

the process of a human dying and reanimating as a zombie, walker, biter. etc.
I thought everybody knew that you do not stop to chitchat when you are trying to pick up a pair of pliers with your feet, so you can then try to cut the handcuff chains that shackle you to a dentist chair that’s across the room from a dying dude who’s about to tranzombiefy.
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Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Discord Trannies

Discord Trannies are a group of gay guys who pretend to be girls , they usually catfish using a girl pfp and name
Discord Trannies just called me gay but they are literally gay
Discord Trannies by Xodine June 3, 2020

Trantagonize 

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.
I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.
I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

transjenga 

Transjenga is an umbrella term that refers to people who’s jenga ability does not match the ability that one might assume judging on there appearance.
Seámus: Jack, check out that fellow across the road, he looks like he might be terrible at jenga!

Jack: That’s Micheál ó Muircheartaigh one of the most powerful jenga players of all time. He is transjenga, it was wrong of you to assume his jenga like that jack!
transjenga by Spinashui February 5, 2021

Transinstrumental 

1) An instrument that identifies as a different instrument
2) A person who thinks they play a different instrument than the one they play
Nathaniel is so transinstrumental. He plays the cello, but thinks he plays the viola.
Transinstrumental by The Viola December 10, 2021