when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010
Get the totes squaremug. When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
by TotesBellig April 3, 2011
Get the Totes Belligmug. an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
Get the Sven Totesmug. by Grammar snob May 20, 2016
Get the Totemug. 
Get the Toteemug. Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013
Get the totes imbamug. by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
Get the dick totemug.