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Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”
by anonymous July 8, 2021
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drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
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Crust tosser

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That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
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Homewrecker (Topher)

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Toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)

A big fat child with humongous man titties. Allegedly has a girlfriend but can't be confirmed to exist or not a she's never been seen. A gluttonous man who can't stop eating like when he tried to eat both a spice bag and pineapple pizza (which he only eats to make his cum taste better for his "girlfriend")
I literally can't stop eating, I have a "problem."
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