one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 31, 2017

toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)

david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot

by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022