one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.

She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".

by KittyPooper May 12, 2022

toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.

Who went toot???!!!

by Poopcorp ko June 4, 2020

Toot

A bong rip

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper”

by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 29, 2023

Bee Toot

A toot, or "fart" created by a bee.

ya that and bees don't like, fart honey, so the title kinda makes no sense. maybe it should be called "bee toot".

by celadian September 9, 2018

poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously

1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.

by ItsJustMeSally December 10, 2017