toobs

A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".

"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."

by Sonalyka February 11, 2006

Tootski

A bump of German snuff (nose tobacco)

Joker: Who wants a tootski!?
Steal: I’ll take a quick toot!

by Steal_34 August 22, 2019

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

Toosie

Featured in Drake's Toosie Slide, toosie is a phonetic abbreviation of "two c's", which is a reference to the original Cha Cha Slide, where the "two c's" represent "Cha Cha".

Can you do the toosie slide?

by Big Smoke Surbo May 15, 2020

Tootsie Toes

Sticking your toes up someones butt-hole and when your toes come out, they are covered in poo and look like little Tootsie rolls.

"mmmm baby I am hungry for some tootsie toes, bend over so I can stick my toes up yo' ass"

by pooplover69 January 3, 2010

Toolsh

A mixture between a tool and douche.

"Look at that skinny white kid with the FUBU jump suit."
""Yeah what a toolsh

by Mc jizzle December 7, 2009

Tootsie Roll Spaghetti

When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.

Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.

Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.

Clay Aiken: Awesome.

by x94952 January 3, 2011