Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

Bone Tomahawking

A disgusting and very fucked up act of violence as seen in the motion picture Bone Tomahawk in which a man is scalped by troglodytes, then fed his scalp, then cut completely down the middle of his body, gooch first with a Tomahawk. Or could mean something too fucked for words.

"DUDE!!!! The fucking maniacs Bone Tomahawking him, I won't sleep for fucking years." or " Dude, don't go there that's Bone Tomahawk."

by Big Daddy Jones July 12, 2016

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.

The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

Tomahawking

Throwing tomahawks at someone or something.

Larry likes tomahawking random things in the woods.

by Dr. Mysterio May 7, 2011