super vampire

does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz

"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."

by Dr. Watts February 7, 2006

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Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 7, 2009

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In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

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Vampire Box

The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.

Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.

by Reid Kethwic June 11, 2018

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Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 December 18, 2012

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Tragedy Vampire

An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.

"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."

by AlabamTa June 15, 2017

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