Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
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Man, last night at the Travi$ Scott concert, there was a salad party in the pit. It's such a dumb idea, I don't know how nobody got hurt or sick.
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Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
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Get the Salad fingers mug.A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
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