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lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
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Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad
by Trainius M November 22, 2018
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Salad Party

Where many people get together and put a bunch of prescription drugs together (usually in a barrel or large container of some sort), mix them around, and grab handfuls of drugs and take whatever they can get.
Man, last night at the Travi$ Scott concert, there was a salad party in the pit. It's such a dumb idea, I don't know how nobody got hurt or sick.
by PoonSlayer20 June 12, 2017
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Salad Head

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.
by saltandvinibba January 13, 2018
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starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.
Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.
by Criler September 1, 2009
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Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers
by john mugster March 17, 2019
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Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
Salad God is an awful character please kill him
by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018
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