When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.
"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"
by SCLAW March 4, 2010
Get the Southpaw Clawmug. The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
Get the Madonna clawsmug. Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.
by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003
Get the Bear Clawmug. a connection of the sideburns down in a line down to the chin (i.e. chinsrap) but instead of connecting in the middle there it is shaved, thus resulting in two extentions of the sideburns, leaving two "dragon claws". Mostly for persians, but other races can pull it off.
that nigga ali was shaving his beard into a chinstrap, but he had a revalation, thinking it would be cool to have it not connect at the chin. the nonconnection could also be attributed to ali messing up the middle and covering it up with the amazing DRAGON CLAWS, leaving him as a huge pimp and fucking bitches wenever he wants, because girls love exotic shit baby DGAF!
by ruophelas December 13, 2008
Get the dragon clawsmug. by Abdoo March 31, 2011
Get the Penis Clawsmug. by daniel federle May 6, 2003
Get the Bear Clawmug. While performing doggystyle sex you insert both of your thumbs into your partners vagina, and place your index fingers on her ass. Then you roll your thumbs upward to spread the lips wide and raise her ass cheeks, making a perfect seal and to achieve maximum penetration. Hence your hands look like a crab's claw.
by Eman3737 November 29, 2004
Get the crab clawmug.