by goblin_king June 12, 2017
one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
by Organplayerdoner December 08, 2011
A Full-On Idiot A RETARD
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead
This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is
-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf
-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc
-and of course, will no longer be in there prime
These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen
please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead
This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is
-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf
-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc
-and of course, will no longer be in there prime
These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen
please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.
by SmarterThenDumbJackson April 26, 2020
It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.
by Kosst January 03, 2009
The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.
Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"
by JimmyGiantHead June 08, 2017
In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice
by umpirestrikesback June 20, 2005
by Pizza'man April 20, 2021