third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

by tiab guls May 22, 2014

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 07, 2011

Third Gender

A member of the Bulgarian "United Patriots" coalition. This gender only mates with other "patriots" of it's kind. They are also against any measures to reduce domestic violence in Bulgaria.

-Why did Valeri Simeonov shut down a night club in Sunny Beach?
- Well I guess he must be a member of the Third Gender.

by BadL3mon January 25, 2018

Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

by BlankCanvas742 November 27, 2021

third finger

euphemism for the middle finger
middle finger

that was so cringeworthy, I couldn't help but show both my third fingers

by toyota corolla November 14, 2015

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 14, 2018