Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do

Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX

by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021

split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016