Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

Dot-Dot-Dot Situation

When your hanging out with people from the opposite gender, and conversation is flowing very well, leading you to believe/think you have a possibly of getting play later that night.

Raymond noticed that Leandro was shooting his shot at Sheila earlier tonight, and judging by Sheila’s body language, Raymond told his friend William that it seemed like a Dot-Dot-Dot Situation. Leandro popped her cherry 37 minutes later.

by RoflSalts88 September 11, 2023

megaton situation

Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything

The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.

by Gatesby September 16, 2023

Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious

Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

by cyber delazy February 1, 2020

Yoda situation

A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters

The Superbowl is a Yoda situation

by thereisnotry May 25, 2020

LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020