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Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.
Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"
by Wintera83 September 16, 2018
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Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.
I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.
by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014
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Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
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Rutting Season

Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.
"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"

"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"
by Mosry March 9, 2019
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bagging season

Dae- bro I need a girl

Quan- nah nigga it’s bagging season we get hoes
by officialbagger_ May 28, 2018
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HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”
Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season
by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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