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Psycho

1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from.
2. A person that will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems.
3. Someone who will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for.
4. A person who has problems and is not perfect.
5. A person who didn't take their Adderall.
6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower.
7. Dexter and the American Psycho.
8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
9. A worthless sad sack who lost their job since COVID-19.
10. All of the above, and add in anyone you don't like. They're all the same.
If you meet a psycho on the road, don't just kill him. He may come back to life as a skinwalker and haunt you forever. You have to spirit-kill psychos. A good way to do this is to always call the police on anyone you suspect of being a psycho. Any local news on any channel can tell you just who these people are, why you should be afraid of them, and what products you should buy to ward off their evil magical powers. Buy, buy, buy.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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psycho calling

Henry: Bob won’t freaking stop calling me.
David: He’s probably just mentally ill.
Henry: What should I do?
David: Just block Bob whose psycho calling
by WillZthousand August 23, 2021
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Psycho

Psycho is hot
by The Real Psycjo July 15, 2022
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psycho-backpack

An obsessed girlfriend, that refuses to leave a guy alone, even for a second. Each and every time the guy looks over his shoulder, there she is...... just like he's wearing a backpack.
"god damn, Tommy.... your girlfriend, Hope.... is a total psycho-backpack."
by nathan huston 2020 November 15, 2020
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Psycho Bitch

A newly used term for psilocybin mushrooms, shrooms or anything hallucinogen or psychedelic.
A: hey psycho bitch!
B: what.

A: you know?
B: no
A: you got any drugs? Mushrooms?
B: what. No!
A: the other day you said you had psycho bitch!

B: I meant I had psycho bitch—fever!
A: what??
B: I didn’t know what I was saying, I wasn’t feeling well and I felt I was a bit crazy…
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 24, 2023
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Lunatic moron psycho maniac stupid idiot

I think that lunatic moron psycho maniac stupid idiot, antichrist may have some weird devices
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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psycho

If their name is Raffy.
Man Raffy is a psycho!!
by WOTTYTHOTTY March 28, 2019
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