The standard haircut for all males over the age of one month in Poland and the only hairstyle for men taught in Polish Cosmetology schools. A Polish Deuce is given by using a number 2 clipper setting, cutting the entire head, and putting at least one knick/bald spot in the back of the head.
Look at McQuades hair- That dude is going native Polish. His hair was so long and stylish, now he has a Polish Deuce.
by Cosmetic Cobbler April 7, 2011
Get the Polish Deucemug. whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.
by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003
Get the polish sixpackmug. when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006
Get the polish showermug. The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.
"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."
by Euphemism May 12, 2014
Get the Polish Corridormug. by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009
Get the Polish Foreplaymug. Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021
Get the Polish the Crownmug. A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Polish Slumlordmug.