muling

Buying products, usually nail polish or other makeup, and shipping them to people in other parts of the world where these products are not available or are prohibitively expensive. Believe this comes from the idea of a pack mule that carries goods from one place to another.

I wouldn't have any of these MI-NY holos if it weren't for Maria muling them for me from Italy.

by Lionors April 22, 2015

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."

Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...

by Scrypt August 23, 2018

Conversation Mule

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.

I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.

by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020

MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever

That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule

by fvngvs July 12, 2025

Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila

Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.

by Sixgun March 11, 2018

beautiful mule

Someone who is second prettiest

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.

by notfancy March 1, 2018