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Corking

When during anal sex your partner begins to defecate and you plug or "cork" their anus with your penis to stop the flow of feces.
"I was with this girl last night and I didn't expect it to become a corking session."
by Corkpro June 10, 2023
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Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.
Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.
by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025
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Corking

When you need to open a bottle of wine so you use your asshole to pop it so it shoots up your ass
Bro I have this bottle, may you partake in corking
by Chris mcportlandtrailblazers December 9, 2025
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Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026
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Cork

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Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."
by anonymous June 19, 2024
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All Corked up

When a man’s wiener is fully erect
I went down on that mf and he was all corked up!
by Gennymia July 15, 2024
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