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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
mugGet the Self-Corkingmug.

cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020
mugGet the cerebrum corkmug.

Cork the fork

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.
by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023
mugGet the Cork the forkmug.

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky
You’re being such a cork
by Stankodank April 10, 2019
mugGet the Corkmug.

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
mugGet the Red corkmug.

Cork

person 1: cork
mugGet the Corkmug.

corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
mugGet the corked and torquedmug.

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