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Barbarian cannon

Barbarian cannon is a card in clash Royale that is basically the mortar but like shoots gaybarians at a speed of a baby zombie and is 15x more gay. Anyone who uses barbarian cannons in clash Royale is so gay that they probably have never taken a shower in their life and probably sleeps with his uncle every night.

As if e giants and lumberloon freeze wasn’t gay enough, people who max out barbarian cannons probably are even more gay and make e barb users look straight. Barbarian cannon users are most likely just a group of 16 autistic clowns but even then clowns are funny unlike these gay barbarian cannon users. If anyone has this along with rage and freeze, just close your app and click uninstall. It’s not worth even trying to win.
Normal human being: “alright gonna play some ladder gonna get me some trophies”
Barbarian cannon user: *pulls out yawing and goblin emotes*
Normal human being: “Ok this Guy is annoying I’ll show him some manners”
Barbarian cannon user: *places cannon with rage and spams yawing princess emote*
Normal human being: “Ok that’s it I’m jumping off a frickin’ roof”
by Lumberloon main October 12, 2022
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mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard
i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection
by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017
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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
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vibe cannons

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
by PancakesForTheTable December 21, 2020
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Packabowl's Cannon

A variation on the Title "Pachabell's Cannon," A famous classical round.

Definition: Pack a bowl (of mariwan or crack or whatever)
"Are you 'bout ready to packabowl's cannon?"
"Nah man, you got me fUcked up.
by Deskin' October 19, 2007
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Cannon Cart

A Clash Royale card that can be accessed from Legendary Arena (Arena 15). It is a Cannon that can move around in its wheels, and when destroyed, can turn into a regular Cannon.

Cannon Cart can be used for shredding tanks like Mega Knight, Electro Giant, and PEKKA. It can also be used as a mini-tank as it barely has more health than a same level Knight.
Person 1: Bro I hate Cannon Cart! Cannon Cart literally shredded my tower in one Goblin Drill push!
Person 2: Half of your deck counters Cannon Cart AND Drill, you shouldn’t complain.
by GooseCR August 2, 2022
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Zues Cannon

Pack a Punched Thunder Gun. It appeared in black ops 1 and only black ops 1 it has infinite damage (no sereously look it up) but ammo is scarce due to being a pack a punched box weapon can save games and get you to round 100
P1: I'm gonna turn the power on
P2: Good I need to pack a puch my thunder gun
P1: The zues cannon will really help us on high rounds
by Puppetlad November 2, 2020
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