The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.
by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.
If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....
If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....
by crayfish101 July 16, 2013

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.
by TheHJ March 4, 2010

by Adriano April 24, 2005

by Jstnissmrt May 7, 2011
