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50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.
My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.
by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015
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50 Shades of Cray

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.

If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....
"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"

"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"
by crayfish101 July 16, 2013
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Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008
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50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.
"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."
by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015
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Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.
I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.
by TheHJ March 4, 2010
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a thousand shades of awesome

That car is a thousand shades of awesome
by Adriano April 24, 2005
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Shading the ice

A saying that literally means nothing to fool dumb fellows
Person 1 "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2 "Shading the ice probably."
by Jstnissmrt May 7, 2011
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