by Rigasha January 15, 2023
Dan: Elvis Pretzel
by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023
by Walsh 120 May 25, 2011
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 25, 2017
by R0adk!LL June 23, 2022
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018
A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
by PixelbrushProductions June 03, 2025